Um homem e um pato entram num bar...

[Cobaia]

E como e' que acaba a piada?

[Kanzentai]

Hey, I'm the post-whore!! Go back to you posting meaningful stuff... err, stop post-whoring!!!

:roll:

Mas dá-me tempo, e eu arranjo um mau final para a piada 8)

[Rufferto]

Um homem e um pato não sei, mas só um pato já existe:

"A duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender "You got any fish?" The bartender says "No. This is a bar and we don't sell fish" so the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck goes back to the bar and asks "You got any fish?" The bartender says "I told you yeaterday. This is a bar and we don't sell fish."
The following day, the duck returns and asks "You got any fish?" The bartender loses it, grabs the duck by the neck, and screams "I TOLD YOU TWICE. THIS IS A BAR. WE DON"T SELL FISH. IF YOU ASK AGAIN, I'M GONNA NAIL YOUR *@#& WEBBED FEET TO THE FLOOR!"
The next day, the duck goes in the bar and asks "Got any nails?" The bartender sighs and says "No, we don"t have any nails." The duck says, "Good. Got any fish?"

[Kronopt]

Quanto ao final não sei, mas a piada do Rufferto tá genial. Muita fixe mesmo.

[Klawfive]

Então fica assim:

A man and a duck go into a bar and ask the bartender "You got any fish?" The bartender says "No. This is a bar and we don't sell fish" so the man and the duck leave.

Next day, the man and the duck go back to the bar and ask "You got any fish?" The bartender says "I told you two yeaterday. This is a bar and we don't sell fish."

The following day, the man and the duck return and ask "You got any fish?" The bartender loses it, grabs the man and the duck by the necks, and screams "I TOLD YOU GUYS TWICE. THIS IS A BAR. WE DON"T SELL FISH. IF YOU ASK AGAIN, I'M GONNA NAIL YOUR *@#& WEBBED FEET AND YOUR OPPOSABLE THUMBS TO THE FLOOR!"

The next day, the man and the duck go in the bar and ask "Got any nails?" The bartender sighs and says "No, we don"t have any nails." The man and the duck say, "Good. Got any fish?".

Está melhor, não está?

[Kronopt]

Tá espectacular, sim senhor. Nunca pensei isso de ti.