Chuck Norris FACTS

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1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

2. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

3. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

4. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

5. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

6. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

7. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

8. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

9. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

10. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

11. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

12. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

13. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

14. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.


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Mudando "Chuck Norris" para "Fedor Emelianenko" passa a ser tudo verdade.

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Chuck Norris goes skiing during the summer because seasons don't apply to Chuck Norris