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[Cobaia]

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/roo/795472362.html

[Kanzentai]

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[Cobaia]

I’m seeking a housemate to share my elegant, Ocean Front, 7000sf, coastal mansion RENT FREE in exchange for you doing light household duties a few hours each week. I’m a 33 year young, recently widowed, fun, easy-going, open-minded, female who lives the nudist lifestyle. So, you must be comfortable with my exhibitionism and sunbathing by the pool in the nude. I’m very lonely here now that my husband has passed away and am looking forward to having a nice housemate here to keep me company. My preference for a housemate is a safe, sane, clean, disease-free, trustworthy, laidback, male with NO criminal record. When you move in here you will have your on private, fully furnished, bedroom/bathroom with a state-of-the-art entertainment system in your room which includes a widescreen, flat panel, HDTV that receives all premium movie channels. You will also have run of the entire estate and use of the kitchen, laundry room, theater room, workout room, wine cellar, pool, hot tub, steam room, and 6 car garage. I am exchanging FREE RENT for you doing just a few light duties such as walking the dog, skimming the pool, taking out the trash, and running errands every once in a while. You will also be able to use my deceased husband’s Porsche 911 to run the errands with, as long as you have a valid drivers license and clean driving record. This is an excellent opportunity for a student, someone new to the area, or someone who simply wants to save money while enjoying RENT FREE luxury living. Message me now at the contact details that I leave below and start living the good life with me!

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[Kanzentai]

Só falta "my children went to live with their uncle and auntie in Bel-Air".