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Puta de vida!
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Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me.
Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails.
Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?"
Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad proceeded to warn me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean".
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Puta de vida! - by Cobaia - 28-02-2009, 19:00
RE: Puta de vida! - by Cobaia - 28-02-2009, 21:15
RE: Puta de vida! - by Cobaia - 28-02-2009, 22:35
RE: Puta de vida! - by Cobaia - 28-02-2009, 23:53
RE: Puta de vida! - by Rufferto - 01-03-2009, 09:55
RE: Puta de vida! - by Cobaia - 24-05-2009, 23:42
RE: Puta de vida! - by psenes - 25-05-2009, 00:59

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