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Evolução
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1. we evolved from monkeys
2. monkeys live in social groups dominated by an alpha male
3. fear and respect of the alpha male became a deeply embedded element of monkey psychology in monkey genes, or else if you went up to the alpha male and stuck your tongue out at him or threw your feces at him you were smacked off the tree by the alpha male and eaten by the stegodonts or trilobytes below and your genes would disappear
4. many years later, we evolved from monkeys but we still had some vestigal monkey psychology left in our brains, like toes on a foot (seriously, how can a creationist look at a human foot and not see evolution in action? it is "intelligent" to design a foot with TOES on it?! how farking useless are toes!)
5. proof of the vestigal monkey psychology is that some humans still need to believe in the UAM- the ultimate alpha male, aka god, or yahweh, or allah... that even if no alpha male is around, the deeply embedded fear and respect of the alpha male in their genes forces some people to conjure him out of their imagination to explain their monkey-like urges to tremble before the alpha male
6. to such humans, the idea that life can evolve without the guidance of a UAM is a deeply troubling thought, much like the serpent in the tree in the night while the monkeys sleep
7. therefore, evolution is proven by the existence of creationists: their deeply embedded monkey psychology derived need for belief in a UAM is direct evidence that we evolved from monkeys
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Evolução - by Dehumanizer - 28-04-2005, 11:29
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