12-05-2009, 06:37
Coitado do Bram Stoker. Se ele visse ao que a maioria dos vampiros de hoje em dia chegariam, diria para escrever na campa dele - " Here lies Bram Stoker, and he's bloody annoyed."
Teria mais piada e muito mais assustador algo como:
Bella Swan: 'morning.
Charlie Swan: My God, what's happened to your neck?
Bella Swan: Erm, er, well, well, well, well, they're love bites, actually!
Charlie Swan: Look more like dog bites to me.
Bella Swan: Well, yes, yes, he was, erm, a bit of an animal!
Billy Black: Really, My Lady!
Bella Swan: Oh yes!
Billy Black: Fight to the death, eh!
Bella Swan: Oh yes. Well, as my tutor, Old Bubbleface used to say, "Make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease."
Charlie Swan: Actually, I'd be prepared to swear they were dog bites.
Bella Swan: They are not dog bites! He was very attractive.
Charlie Swan: Yeah: shiny coat, wet nose, clear eyes...
Teria mais piada e muito mais assustador algo como:
Bella Swan: 'morning.
Charlie Swan: My God, what's happened to your neck?
Bella Swan: Erm, er, well, well, well, well, they're love bites, actually!
Charlie Swan: Look more like dog bites to me.
Bella Swan: Well, yes, yes, he was, erm, a bit of an animal!
Billy Black: Really, My Lady!
Bella Swan: Oh yes!
Billy Black: Fight to the death, eh!
Bella Swan: Oh yes. Well, as my tutor, Old Bubbleface used to say, "Make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease."
Charlie Swan: Actually, I'd be prepared to swear they were dog bites.
Bella Swan: They are not dog bites! He was very attractive.
Charlie Swan: Yeah: shiny coat, wet nose, clear eyes...
There's no stoppin' what can't be stopped, no killin' what can't be killed. You can't see the eyes of the demon, until him come callin'...